Quotes

"If you ever have a free moment, you might consider checking out the travel brochures for the town in which you live. You might be amazed. You might not want to live there anymore."
-- Douglas Coupland

2+2=5-ism: Caving in to a target marketing strategy aimed at oneself after holding out for a long period of time. "Oh, all right, I'll buy your stupid cola. Now leave me alone."
-- Douglas Coupland ('Generation X')

Dogmatism is puppyism come to its full growth.
-- Douglas Jerrold

"You can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertisements."
-- Norman Douglas

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
-- Douglas Adams

When rats leave a sinking ship, where exactly do they think they're going?
-- Douglas Gauck

With a rubber duck, one's never alone.
-- Douglas Adams (The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

This sentence contradicts itself -- no, actually it doesn't.
-- Douglas Hofstadter

"I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I intended to be."
-- Douglas Adams

"It is no coincidence that in no known language does the phrase 'as pretty as an airport' exist."
-- Douglas Adams

"The impossible often has a kind of integrity to it which the merely improbable lacks."
-- Douglas Adams (Dirk Gently)